FAQ

What do you do for fun?

I don't remember.

Are you a good student?

Skool is 4 cHumps.

Is it true the 80s were the greatest decade?

It's not even debatable.

Can I plant a new tree in my backyard if I have dogs?

Repeatedly.

Was Michael Jordan really the best play ever to lace them up?

There's no close second.

Will having a masters help your career?

Not in the slightest.

Can you share something personal about yourself?

Sometimes.

Will I find valuable marketing information on this site?

Of course not.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

A Major League Baseball player.

Wait, aren't you a little old for that?

Sigh.